We've all been there, struggling to add that extra sparkle, the shine, the little something something to our tracks. How often do you find yourself asking the question... "If only I had a fart arpeggiator.'
Fear not, friend, I've got you.
Presenting... The Fart ARP.
The last production tool you will ever need.
Featuring 15 high-quality Fart wavs, painstakingly field-recorded using precision mics to capture their subtle warmth.
Each Fart has been meticulously crafted and distributed over Ableton's Sampler, at a staggering one fart per note. The intricate mapping creates a multi-rhythmic, sonically complex fart arp that rivals most hardware synths.
Worried your farts will flood the mix? Want control over your Farts?
Fart Arp has you covered. Using groundbreaking technology, you can now control the envelope of your farts. The Fart Arp features the following dynamic control:
Fart Attack - Let them sneak up on you.
Fart Decay - Make them punchy.
Fart Release - Hold it in, or let her rip.
47% of our users agree that more control leads to more creation!
Want to add depth to your productions?
Engage Sub Fart. Sub-bass farts have been added to give you more bottom end. More Weight. More presence. More up front & in your face.
Using virtual toilet roll synthesis technology, the toilet roll effect perfectly (and I mean perfectly) emulates farting into a toilet roll.
Avoid the Hotbox
Add a bit of space to your farts with reverbs and delays.
Infinite feedback for infinite farts.
In the Download:
15 x wavs
1 x Ableton .adg file including "Fart Pack"
How Do I use it?
Simply install the pack by double clicking on it / dragging into Abelton.
Alternatively, you can follow my guide here: How to install my Ableton Packs.
Note - You do not need Ableton to access the samples.
Thanks to the freesound.org pioneers who made their gassy contributions available. You are true mavericks.
Zippi1, timtube, ifartinurgeneraldirection,
dwsisstudios, ezcah, fartmaster666,
InspectorJ, breviceps, louie1204,
tv_ling, kuchtaa, samsterbirdies, aetherzip.